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alyssa

a young lady wondering why the fuck everyone's posting these lies they call definitions of there names.
by Jjpenny November 22, 2021
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Alyssa

an absolute dropkick with abandonment issues and an addiction for weed. the most stubborn and honest person you’ll ever meet as well as the most annoying. there’s no in between.
don’t pull an Alyssa tonight
by ur dads moms dad November 22, 2021
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Alyssa Noel Johnson

Wow wow wow how to describe an Alyssa Noel Johnson....What. A. HOTTIE. A woman of impeccable taste whether it’s in hot cartoon tigers or real life men (hint Ross lynch hit her up babeyyy hint). Anyone knows that an Alyssa Noel Johnson will rock your world. She can do the WAP better than you but she doesn’t want to show you right now...or ever. Obsessed with Willy Wonka thirst traps and hates southerners. Stay in the south y’all, she doesn’t want you. Or your grit.
“Where’s my meaut?”
“Oh you mean Alyssa Noel Johnson!”
by SweetTeaMe September 17, 2020
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Alyssa

The most amazing girl in the world, who is an even better girlfriend. Sometimes she doesn’t see her worth, or how beautiful she is and needs constant reminders. Always remind her that you love her, and that you love her forever.
Alyssa is the best girlfriend a girl could ask for
by Wordsbyidiots November 19, 2021
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brendan and alyssa

The two people everyone wants to be. The highschool couple everyone falls in love with. The perfect match. Soul mates. the girl, though beautiful and amazing in every way. Still looks up to the man. Athletic, intelligent, hilarious and an amazing boyfriend. These are the lovebirds everyone wants to know.
by Definition name November 20, 2017
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Alyssa white

She can be pretty. Well sometimes. She probably has freckles and blonde hair with a slight crook in her nose. She can easily fall for someone but mostly people that hurt her. She probably is the older sister and has strong opinions. She’s interested in fashion and the outdoors. Although she is independent she relies on her family and those around her to fund her shopping addiction. She is designed to live in a big city where she can be inspired by the cultures around her yet she will most likely end up near her parents living off benefits.
Oh alyssa white just gave me a dirty look
That’s just her for u
by yourbrilliance12 May 15, 2023
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Alyssa

Alyssa is an ugly person who hates when people call her beautiful. She has blonde hair and gray/blue eyes. She is shy at first but when you get to know her she is an introvert, but not as shy. If you ever meet an Alyssa... never let her go. She hates compliments and is friends with everyone. She doesn't understand why anyone likes her. No body wants to date her because she is ugly. She keeps real friends and has a few fake ones because she is too afraid to let them go. She doesn't like to hurt anyone's feelings unless they bully others.
A:Alyssa is ugly

B: Yeah she is
by Starr_fishh_ February 23, 2019
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