The Alabama Love Gun

two fingers in the pink, pinkie finger in the stink....the thumb just firing away at the clit.

You get a crazy stink on your fing after using The Alabama Love Gun.

by Alex Ferguson October 23, 2005

Alabama Mud Bath

One takes a shit in the bath tub full of water. After floating with the feces for the desired amount of time stomp any remaining fecal matter down the drain.

Toilets are for suckers, all the cool kids are having Alabama mud baths.

by aquaducer May 17, 2011

Alabama Bee Sting

To thump a finished (lit) cigarette in someones face

I call the dude a nignog and he gave me an Alabama bee sting.

by Nik the dick June 23, 2011

Ahaha

Fuckboys of tiktok say ahaha while doing thirsttraps . Ahaha is also used by people making fun of fuckboys

Boy comes out of pool motomoto style

Fuckboy:” i can smell you’re monthly blood ahaha “
Girl:” dude what the fuck is wrong with you ?”
- script taken out of a real POV

by Askednynoone June 1, 2020

Ahaan B

He is the most godlike god you'll ever meet. He might seem dumb right now, but he is hiding his inner wisdom. You will probably want to marry him one day. Ahaan is a creature loved by many, and hated by some. While he can be annoying, he has a heart of gold

Ahaan B, wanna come to my birthday?

by Kokolo Dokolo September 21, 2021

Alabama Swamp Cricket

1. Is a person that is so ugly that even the word ugly is like, "Eww what the fuck is that?"

2. Best describes someone who is so ugly that it makes your stomach hurt to the point that you want to slap their parents for creating such a foul thing.

3. An alias of Fairuza Balk (chick from The Waterboy movie)

Billy Ray: "Hey Willy, how'd your date go?"
Willy: "Shit. That bitch looked like an Alabama Swamp Cricket so I kicked her out of my pick'em-up truck three minutes after I picked her ass up. After she gave me a pinch of her dip of course..."
Billy Ray: "Ha ha. Git-r-done."

by Bickel101 October 14, 2009

Alabama Hot Pocket

The act of shitting in a girls vagina, then proceeding to have sexual intercourse with her

Boy I’m reading for her to take my Alabama hot pocket

by Bigdaddy69420694206942069420 May 13, 2019