(n) When two obnoxious and tool-esque guys battle it out in reference to drinking, trash-talking, hooking up with girls, or other frat-like activities, in order to secure their title as alpha-tool.
1. "Did you see Nathan do that keg stand for 45 seconds?"
2. "Yea, but Kev-O did one for 47 seconds while that hot blonde was watching."
1. Looks like Kev-O won the tool duel.
2. "Yea, but Kev-O did one for 47 seconds while that hot blonde was watching."
1. Looks like Kev-O won the tool duel.
by wheresbuckbeack? July 20, 2011
An individual with zero common sense or logic and tries too hard to fit in. He or she could be referred to a pathetic loser or no life individual. Person could also be called the word sanjive.
"Oh look at that person trying to live off others idea. He's a tool."
"See how fake and plagiarized that individual is, he is such a sanjive."
"See how fake and plagiarized that individual is, he is such a sanjive."
by Dave Ramos October 11, 2023
"That kid is such a wicked tool, But I want him right now."
"Your sucha wicked tool, now come get into my bed."
"Your sucha wicked tool, now come get into my bed."
by mkllbtfs70 February 18, 2009
The pure definition at a man’s man. He eats impact drivers and small fasteners for breakfast and washes it down with Makita fan girl tears. He’s a brute of a man, standing at 8’19” tall and weighing just shy of 800 pounds and still wears a shmedium size shirt. The only thing that can hurt this man is a punch to the gut by a Ridgid store rep telling him they are discontinuing the high torque hammer drill (which would crush any man’s soul). He’s know to frolic around the tool section at Home Depot and has also been seen climbing the face of the Hoover dam with nothing but a shop vac and a pair of made in the USA Milwaukee deep reach needle nose pliers. He currently resides in the mountain ranges of the central plains where he has made a following on social media and thrives on his OFs channel featuring him and of course a hammer drill.
Wow, look at that SoAlz! He’s a real impact!
It’s a bird, it’s a plane, oh it’s just Tools with SoAlz.
I saw a SoAlz once, then I walked away.
It’s a bird, it’s a plane, oh it’s just Tools with SoAlz.
I saw a SoAlz once, then I walked away.
by KansasTools November 02, 2023
A man who is a man whore, disrespectful to woman, and gets Std's. Typically, he says and does anything to have sex with any chick and doesn't tell them about the STd he carries. Named after a certain individual who has taken his classless act to new heights.
by Notfromexperience August 23, 2012
a tool that helps those with disability(s) to access spaces that they would be otherwise unable too.
by Tapinix July 09, 2021
by MarkRo May 12, 2008