A term referencing the kinds of songs typically heard in grocery stores, gas stations, and hair salons across America.
"Dude, Breathe by Faith Hill is totally a grocery store song."
"I'm getting so sick of 1000 Miles by Vanessa Carlton, it's one of the worst grocery store songs out there."
"Dude, Breathe by Faith Hill is totally a grocery store song."
"I'm getting so sick of 1000 Miles by Vanessa Carlton, it's one of the worst grocery store songs out there."
"Dude, Breathe by Faith Hill is totally a grocery store song."
"I'm getting so sick of 1000 Miles by Vanessa Carlton, it's one of the worst grocery store songs out there."
"I'm getting so sick of 1000 Miles by Vanessa Carlton, it's one of the worst grocery store songs out there."
by Rockandrock44 July 6, 2014

Jaden Smith Songs means something that is amazing to the point it will change your life, though it is hated on by mean people because they don't want the secrets of happiness out there.
Dhar: Yo i just got done listening to a Jaden Smith Song, i feel like a new man
Steve: what the fuck man that shit is trash
Dhar: why?
Steve: uh idk heheh
Steve: what the fuck man that shit is trash
Dhar: why?
Steve: uh idk heheh
by OfficialJadrn February 5, 2021

a person of highest stature, constantly wanting attention through xanga and other means. characteristic of a playa that roams boston streets at night.
by Anonymous April 3, 2003

Anime Song Stadium or (ASS) is the day where the only thing you can play in discord VCs are anime songs. Typically on Wednesday nights, ASS are designed to allow people to flex their knowledge of anime songs to demonstrate weeb superiority. The jiggle and flexibility of ASS allow them to be the heavenly creations they are. Inside an ASS, one can expect divine sensations designed to sooth the mental and physical unrest from a heavy day at school or work. A strong arsenal of anime song assets will allow the bragging rights of being the best in ASS. Every ASS, some will be victorious with the best songs, and others will feel sorry for not being strong enough to defeat the champions of ASS, however, every ASS, people gain more and more experience to try to become the Legend of ASS (LASS) resulting in fierce, invigorated competition that can entertain all.
Weeb1: Were u at last night's ASS(Anime Song Stadium)?! It was killer! I have never been able to seen a full blown out one, but that was amazing!
Weeb2: Yeah, after a boring af day at school I hopped on discord and my useless body was cleansed with the power of ASS! I hope I can win next time with my new killer songs!
Weeb2: Yeah, after a boring af day at school I hopped on discord and my useless body was cleansed with the power of ASS! I hope I can win next time with my new killer songs!
by animedonut April 14, 2021

by gsm-jenta March 11, 2018

by Jack Anderson December 24, 2005

A name for nightcore songs that people use so that they don't have to admit they are listening to nightcore.
Person 1: I'm listening to the sped-up version of Iris by the Goo Goo Dolls
Person 2: THAT IS NIGHTCORE
Person 1: No its not. They're sped-up songs
Person 2: THAT IS NIGHTCORE
Person 1: No its not. They're sped-up songs
by DevilTownGay May 8, 2022
