weasel in a can

it's all good man

"Lol sorry, it was a joke"
"it's a weasel in a can, Thomas!"
"What in god's name does that mean?"
"it's all good man!"

by aho bitch ass motherfucker March 27, 2015

BISCUIT CAN

A girl or woman who wears clothes way too tight for her body. So when she unzips her pants or unbuttons her shirt her body goes POOF!! like a can of biscuits.

Jeff: Hey I saw you took that girl home last night, how was that?
Kevin: Ehh, she was a good ride, but bro she was a total BISCUIT CAN!

by jasonmaples1 January 4, 2012

Spinach can

The spinach can is from dhmis 5 and is the best character :)

Friend:who’s your favorite teacher in Dhmis
Me: I like spinach can :)

by I.like.anime.south.park.dhmis March 20, 2022

Can Face

In the 1940s heroin was illegalized and people craving a high turned to glue sniffing. It was easier to do because you could pour it into a can and suck the air out of the can while pretending to drink, getting high in the process. This became known as getting can faced.

Abdul Jabbar got totally can faced last night

by sharabikhatmal November 8, 2016

Cans-Only'd

When you are at the show and need to throw away your trash but then you get to the bin and it is for "Cans Only"

Hey check out this guy walking over to the bin with all this non-can trash; He's about to get Cans-Only'd!

by MullFonty March 14, 2021

Canned goods

a virgin

He saw her wearing a white dress, so he figured she was 'canned goods.'

by EssoSeeKS May 6, 2020

wreck the can

A term used for dropping a huge number 2 in a toilet and completely ruining it for any other person who will attempt to use it.

Kevin Murphy (as Bella) - "Well, seeing how we wrecked the bedroom; it only makes sense to wreck the can!"
Bill Corbett (as Edward) - "WAY AHEAD OF YOU ON THAT, HONEY!
- Kevin Murphy and Bill Corbett, former stars of cult classic Mystery Science Theater 3000 during the Rifftrax of The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1

by Ackbarfan5556 January 14, 2014