The version of sloppy seconds for people who really don’t fucking care. Could be seconds, could be fourths, could be 10 different guy’s loads in. Popular practice in the Central - North Devon area in the UK where young ladies collect vast quantities of jizz
“Holy Fuck!” exclaimed Stephen, “I got sloppy Stephens on a fat girl in Sandford last night & it was like punching a wet lasagne!”
by Petting Zoo Pete June 26, 2018
Get the Sloppy Stephensmug. 
The King of Everything including your girl. The sexiest most handsome badass boss. He's my Hero who's always on time, he comes with big surprises and he decides who gets to drive.
by KtMIVQoE April 22, 2023
Get the Shadley Edward Stephensmug. A tall boy, who is a loner. He likes to be home alone, study/learn about NASA, and he also LOVES his curly blonde hair.
by BunnyFoot1717 July 29, 2018
Get the Brandon Stephensmug. Savant like SGT of US ARMY. Completely imcompetant as a leader and a person in general. Sucks at life all together. Someone so outcasted by society he completely failed in his journey of manhood.
by Disapointed January 9, 2011
Get the Schnarf Sgt Stephensmug. Stephen a guy who is fake and flakes on plans all the time. Usually a red head who can’t get any pussy. Not a charming kind of guy, has no filter and isn’t a big fan of family
Cousin: stephen let’s hang
Stephen: okay let’s do it
Cousin: okay I’m here
Stephen: I Can’t thought we canceled those plans.
Stephen: okay let’s do it
Cousin: okay I’m here
Stephen: I Can’t thought we canceled those plans.
by Dude.123 March 24, 2022
Get the Stephenmug. The most fucking amazing redhead ginger ever in the world. Probably has a foot fetish and really dislikes girls named Olivia
by 习德䜩 January 6, 2019
Get the conner stephensmug.