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Brown shark

The result of letting a poop go in the middle of a lake.
Christina just let out the biggest brown shark
by Michelle Rene August 30, 2019
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Sheet Shark

When you wake up in the morning with the sheets raised due to a stiff one!
Hey Rob, did you get a sheet shark when you saw Danni walk up the steps?
by barnscar1 August 16, 2011
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Blargle Shark

Blargle in this sense is pretty much a synonym for bullshit. The Blargle Shark is the source of all bullshit. Also used as a phrase to call BS.
"Dude, I just saw a UFO!"

"Blargle Shark, dude. There's no such thing."
by Bowoneshi May 15, 2010
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Shiitake Shark

A shark that is so high on shrooms he doesn’t know he’s a shark.
The shiitake shark was so high he didn’t know how to swim
by Sandstorm81 December 6, 2019
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Shark kiss

The act of kissing significant other with an open mouth and teeth exposed
Babe I’m going to shark kiss you on the face
by Gadnuck the destroyer February 25, 2020
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karma shark

A portmanteau on the words “karma” and “business shark”; a karma shark is a selfish person who superficially does selfless things such as charity, favors, etc. expecting rewards. Such a person believes good deeds or good karma should be treated as credit in order to gain materialistic rewards. A karma shark will often try to manipulate, guilt trip, emotionally blackmail, or peer pressure people into doing favors in return for said acts of generosity loaded with selfishness.
That dude was such a sleazy karma shark for doing all those favors with strings attached!
by Major Madcat July 19, 2019
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Shark man

a big fish with legs, sharp teeth and that has many different salty variations.

Some sharks are known to of grown legs and joined schools under the name of fish parts. for example a most common used shark name is Fin. These shark men are normally very salty and fishy. They also normally have weird last names
That guy looks salty maybe hes a shark man?
by social studies of aquatic myth September 7, 2017
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