kelly cow

A female who does one or more of the following:
1) A person who will wake you up at 2 am to the sound of them breathing heavy and smacking their lips while eating oatmeal.
2) A racist girls who thinks its ok to joke '..my dad said if I want to visit Korea, I should just lock some trash in a bathroom and open it up in a few days'.
3) Sings Mariah Carey's touch my body in her bra while rubbing lotion on herself and eating peanut butter in the mirror. In all her fat roll glory.
4) Is fat and not cute.

When he called me a kelly cow, I just knew I had to hit the gym and stop eating them donuts.

by melubulongtime March 02, 2009

Kelly Clarkson

A euphemistic phrase uttered by single, middle-aged men who have little to no sexual experience beyond collecting action figures or listening to over-the-top '80s prog-rock supergroups.

In order to further crack down on indecency (as determined by ultra-rightwing geriatric conservative moralistic citizens feeling superior to every other human being on Earth) the FCC will not "bleep" out bad words like "fuck", "shit", "asshole", "cocksucker", "Kelly Clarkson" or other vile derivatives. Instead the high-pitched monotone chime will be replaced with a hyper-excited 5 year-old exclaiming such profound remarks as, "BUSH IS THE GREATEST PRESIDENT EVER!!!", "DUBYA IS A GENIUS!!!", "EVERYONE MUST LOVE THE PRESIDENT" or "WAL MART IS THE FIRST, LAST AND ONLY PLACE TO BUY GREAT MUSIC AND MOVIES - IT'S ALL GOOD!".

by Boodmanarisin August 18, 2005

Captain Kelly

A girl with Blonde hair, who laughs weird, and loves pregnant girls named Briannas hair cuts. She also loves both Beccas, and thinks Becca C. is very pretty.

CAPTAIN KELLY (clap, clap, clap, clap, clap)

by Becca A November 23, 2010

Patrick kelly

best rapper ever also known as atlas!

yo patrick kelly is a great rapper

by UserNotFound596 March 24, 2021

Kelly Schaffer

a very beautiful girl that has one specific person named trevor roach that cares about her alot and would do anything for her

Kelly Schaffer you should be trevor roach's boyfriend

by penn hills army man November 30, 2010

Kelly Clarksyndrom

Someone who was skinny and attractive but becomes overweight and fat in a short period of time

Have you seen Jen? She got major Kelly Clarksyndrom since she moved to Toronto.

by THEVOTES August 14, 2009

Kelly Clarkson

Good Singer, but is looking a little too much like Hilary Duff, but she has good lyrics

Here I am
Once Again
I'm Torned Into Pieces
Can't Deny it, Can't Pretend
Just Thought You Were the one
Broken Up Deep Inside
But You Won't Get To See The Tears I cried
Behind These Hazel Eyes

by .brandons-wife. August 24, 2005