3rd shifter

Nope I'm arbitrarily woken up all the time. All the unwanted phone calls people generally get are during the day. Or parents! You know how many times my parents have woken me up 2 hours after falling alseep to perform some trivial task and/or go out into the freezing cold? And my parents are childish as fuck.

Hym "Nope. As a 3rd shifter I can tell you that none of that is true. So, no. Your children don't make you better than anyone. Your children are shit. Hey, does the bullying make you want to 'stab me in the neck?' Does it make you want to punish me in the most sadistic way possible? Would I deserve whatever you did to me? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"

by Hym Iam February 15, 2023

September 3rd

My birthday. Can I have a happy birthday?

Random Guy: Hey! Its september 3rd! Happy Birthday!

Me: Thanks man!

by n3rthex on psn October 23, 2023

November 3rd

Get your gf a gift day.

Person 1: it’s November 3rd
Person 2:yay I get a gift

by Jazmine78960_ November 2, 2023

3rd November

The most special day of our lives
The most important day of the year as it is

A day of love and celebration.

Today is 3rd November????? Damn we should celebrate

by Mrsinnerman November 3, 2023

3rd person experience

When you off the edible demonstrations

The edibles had me on a mf 3rd person experience last night!

by DooWop40 November 19, 2023

3rd wheeling

The soul purpose of trying to steal the boy while making the girlfriend mad at all times

isaac is 3rd wheeling and trying to steal andrew to piss alexis off

by brodskoo December 28, 2023

January 3rd

The day where you ask out ur crush

‘Yo its january 3rd ask bowie out’
‘No no no i cant’
‘You HAVE to’
‘fine 🙄’

by Cantbenotbotheredd January 2, 2024