April 28

Punch anyone u know who's name starts with a E!
I'm going to go punch E... on April 28!
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28 cult

The most superior larrie gc ever. Even though they've had their own bumps along the way, they're a family especially the ogs. :D
person 1 : did u hear about the 28 cult gc? yikes they're huge!
person 2: they seem fun ngl. sigh i wish i could join :(
by larrie asf December 22, 2020
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april 28 :)

the day i am no longer a loser and ive finally been in a relationship :)
yo dude remember april 28 :) is the day you asked me to be ur girlfriend
by monalisaalfredo April 29, 2021
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Blumpkinday (Dec. 28)

On December 28th as of 2024, dank memers, brainrot sigmas, and skibiditards will have to participate in Blumpkinday to stay sigma. This involves males receiving fellatio from a friend, girlfriend, or wife whilst defecating on a toilet, just to multiply and add uncountable amounts of aura.

(Note: Only non-disabled sigmas 18 years and older can participate in Blumpkinday, as to prevent noncery.)

Aura will double if the toilet in question is an actual Skibidi Toilet Mystery Surprise Toy, which you are receiving fellatio upon, taking a shit in, and busting a nut upon. Bonus points if the toilet head pops up to pleasure you, but be weary of your poop flying out.
Blumpkin: Getting your dick sucked while pooping on a toilet.

Blumpkinday (Dec. 28): The day where you gotta get a blumpkin.
by ChicksW/dicks2006 December 28, 2024
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March 28

The date of birth of a person who is fun to be around but hates stick glue
Person a: wow i love people born on march 28 but their relationships with stick glue seem complicated

Person b: yeah man totally
by ihads3xwithurmom November 22, 2021
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March 28

International GATE BITCH appreciation day

Gate bitch has one day of not opening up gates and the driver actually hast to go open up the gate for himself
Hey “gate b” it’s March 28th take the day off
by D3r3kmh March 29, 2021
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March 28

“Hey bresha, do you want some of my nigga beans on March 28?”
by Janae b.Roberta October 16, 2019
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