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January 22

John: Send nudes

Emily:No

John: It's January 22nd

Emily: Oh Okay
by Jason 87282882 January 22, 2023
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September 22

On this day, a beautiful bitch was born. Most people born on this day are very funny, outgoing, gorgeous and caring people. Altough sometimes, they might not show it or don't know HOW to show it, they still care and love you deeply. Just don't give up on them. Most people born on this day are also pretty adventerous and are a lot of things you don't expect them to be which is the amazing part about them. They also joke around a lot so if you're sensitive, best to let them know beforehand. People born on this day are also one of the nicest and sweetest people you'll ever meet, they might not show it but they'll always be there for you. Just remember to be there for them too. However, don't EVER take advantage of their kindness because they are NOT afraid to clap back at you. People born on these days enjoy their alone time but don't like the feeling of being lonely. They are also some very creative, smart and intelligent people....but they're just lazy. They often like to procasinate if they're doing something by themself but if there are other people counting on them, they'll be one of the first people to get things done. These people also treat other people the way they treat them (sometimes the other way around). So if you're going to be a bitch to them, they'll be a bitch to you. Overall, people born on September 22 are just amazing and one-of-a-kind so make sure to never let go of one!
Person A: Hey! When's your birthday?
Person B: Oh it's on September 22.
Person A: Oh wow, that explains so much about you. In a good way of course!
by Vivi_9487_an November 22, 2021
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October 22

Say "yeet" in your bestfriends ear until they hate you XD
*October 22*
Me: *Yells YEET in my friends ear*

Him/Her: What the heck man I hate you.
by Vscokillers219 October 21, 2019
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January 22

by Xxsavyxxsavage January 22, 2021
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October 22

Throw your shortest friend day.
Bro it’s October 22, let’s go
throw our shortest friend
by Pusssssssssy eater696969696969 October 22, 2019
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April 22

Zariya you gonna fuck chloe tonight on April 22?
by Chlrrrr23 April 12, 2019
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Glock 22

The Glock 22 is chambered in .22 made for the holiday season for all of the redneck hillbillies.
Glock 22: is for gun ranges, NOT FOR SCHOOL
by Gold.DP December 11, 2019
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