Anus Pirate

Gay men who like it up the butt. Typically very very homosexual.

Stacy: Whoah! look at how tight his jeans are!
Jenny: Oh, he must be an anus pirate!

by Mama-papa-baby June 5, 2009

Douche Pirate

A name you give a person who sucks at life. Their life sucks so bad that you assume they rob douche bags from women.

They dude is a major Douche Pirate, and needs to get a life.

Fuck this, that dick hole over there is a major Douche Pirate.

by 6310 August 14, 2009

ginger pirate

A white guy who thinks he is a pirate and only pursues chubby red heads.

The ginger pirate passed out in the bar again right after he hit on that chubby red head.

by sixfeetofsnow November 5, 2009

robot pirate

A pirate made of metal from his head to his privates. They are the robot pirates. They do the things a robot should. Also the things a pirate should. They wear eye-patches and are feared by the masses. Their biggest enemy are computer hackers. They can also mop the whole poop deck in 11 seconds.

tommy: hey is that a robot pirate?
bobby: does he have a parrot sitting on his titanium chassis?
tommy: oh, no he doesn't.
bobby: then no.

by a robot pirate March 31, 2010

Jelly Pirate

A very specfic group of Jamaican Pirates that sell Jelly Coconuts on the side of the road. Most concentrated population in the Negril area near the bush man rastas. One can tell the individual is a genuine Jelly Pirate by his gruff demeanor, dirty wifebeater, Natty ponytail, dark sunglasses and the signature call of "Drink Up All Of Di Wata Baybi". Don't be to alarmed the Jelly Pirate's bark is much worse than his bite.

Let's go see Jelly Pirate

by mothermccree June 2, 2010

Meeting Pirate

Coworkers who show up to a meeting and take over with their own agenda.

My boss was a total meeting pirate today - talked about some random crap for the whole hour and I never got to give my presentation.

by MarkieSmif July 5, 2010

Crazy Pirate

The act of ejaculating in a woman's eye and hitting her in the shin. So she has the appearance of a peg-legged and eye-patched pirate.

Man: Ohh shit! I'm going to cum.

Woman: Pull out, I'm not on birth control.
Man: Well, that makes me want to assault you, so put your face over here.
Woman: Oh shit, its in my eye. I can't see!
Woman: What the fuck, that hurt! (while hopping around bedroom)
Man: That is what a crazy pirate feels like.

by Dr.Nasty69 April 4, 2011