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Boofing

The act of being extremely or overly fluffy
My dog has been boofing so much lalely
by Chrisceon December 16, 2018
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Boof

Used amongst members of the Army as a noun or verb, boof/boofing/boofed, to refer to vapes/vaping.
Soldier 1: "Let me hit that boof Sergeant"
Soldier 2: " Nah, you've been boofing non-stop today. Get your own boof"
by Shenobie March 16, 2023
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Boof Pounder

Boof Pounder is a transcendent being/state of mind. He (assuming that is the preferred pronoun) is an athlete who embodies the spirit of whodunitry, girthquakes and pounding. His list of accolades is second to none and would make 90s Jordan, 2000s Tiger and 2050s Brady blush. Known internationally for his accomplishments as an athlete, it is also worth noting he is a worldclass cocksman. Even more impressive than his athletic feats, is his maneuverability around potentially dangerous venereal diseases.

Accomplishments:

1. NBA Finals MVP, Rookie of the Year, Regular Season MVP
2. F1 champion for both individual and constructors
3. Striker for Bayern Munich FC
4. Multi-Major winner on the PGA Tour, including a 20 stroke win at the 2022 Cump Cup
5. Once drank and entire Bota Box
6. Has, indeed, pounded a chortle
"What do you want to be when you grow up son?"-Dad

"I want to be like Boof Pounder, he gets shitloads of pussy and seemingly dominates every sport he plays in professionally"-Son

"That's quite a phrase for a 4 year old to mutter, who taught you that?"-Confused/Agitated Dad
by pbones April 27, 2022
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Boof

Either a big dog, or an affectionate name for a boyfriend whom you are not actually dating.
Did you seen Susan’s new Boof? He’s so fluffy; Did you see Susan’s new Boof? He’s so hot!
by wl/dv December 17, 2019
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boof

thats a boof
by Bartholomew tunner April 6, 2019
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Boof

A girl who has half of her hair dyed and cut short. Usually has the name Sarahmae and is a huge drug addict. Likes to abuse close friends.
"Oh she's such a boof"
by Uchiha July 6, 2017
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Speed boofing

Speed boofing; the art of shoving narcotics up one's arse after the first dealer is not quite sufficient enough
Hey dude, sm I've been speed boofing, molly wasn't doing it bro so had to shove a Gary up their to see if I like it
by Chawalabee February 1, 2022
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