Jack's Magic Beanstalk

An erect penis. Made famous by Jonathon Moxon in Varsity Blues.

Friend 1: I wonder what another word for an erection is?

Friend 2: How about Jack's Magic Beanstalk?

by !@Nn34 March 3, 2022

jack

jack is kinda tall and very orange

yo did you see the orange guy over there he kinda looks like a jack

by v1ce March 4, 2022

jack

jack is an extremely sexy and cute god.

holy shit, have you seen jack today?
let me guess, he got all the girls wet again.

by LuckyChen May 11, 2021

Jacking off

A sport.

"Would you guys consider jacking off to be a sport?" "Yes."

by MiitopiaFanSomethinSomethin May 13, 2021

jack

a sexy bitch

jack is the sexiest bitch alive

by patheticskull May 16, 2021

Jack

Jack is a sexy beast that can do anything he wants, when he wants including banging the hottest chicks

“Yo is there a earthquake?”
“No, It’s cause jack is here”

by Chick banging machine May 20, 2021

Jacked up

Used commonly in bridal TV programmes to describe adding accessories to enhance the look. When a bride finds a dress that she likes, the consultant may offer to jack her up, meaning to add all the accessories like tiara and veil so that she can visualise how she may look on her wedding day.

Bride-to-be: I love this wedding dress.
Consultant: Would you like to see it jacked up?

by FireflyScotland May 22, 2021