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Jack-Off Scratchpot

An experience referred to as "The opposite of winning a Scratch-Off Jackpot" by both members of the llama breeding field and the Japanese, a "Jack-Off Scratchpot" is an interrogation technique in which several armed guards ejaculate into a bowl of Lucky Charms, and the victim is given the option of volunteering information, or being forced to eat the cereal, along with its horrifying broth/sauce.
"Upon arriving at the North Korean prison, Drew found himself being the unfortunate winner of a Jack-Off Scratchpot, after refusing to relinquish information on the US Nuclear program."
by KickDickem April 20, 2017
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Jack Ibbs

by francisgd93 May 18, 2018
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Jack Posobiec

A weird little racist freak who everyone hates
Did you hear about the guy who got caught jacking off to Mein Kampf? He’s a real Jack Posobiec”
by Jfosnahauaixoabq August 10, 2024
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jack saylor

A pure-young innocent little boy that typically endures a very small erectile penis.
That boy over that has a damn jack saylor. It's a shame.
by Big Ben sayl September 21, 2017
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Jack

Jack died today

That’s sad, who’s jack?
Jacking off in the bedroom with pictures of you
by Banana_real June 29, 2021
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jack alan coleman

Jack Alan Coleman is a stupid nigger who thinks getting in everybody else's business is okay. He thinks he is mature but in reality he makes everything about him because he insists on being the center of attention. Mr Coleman has an online girlfriend, they have been online dating for a year now. He thinks just because hes kept a relationship with one girl for so long means every girl is the same way, forcing himself into situations that don't even involve him! Jack Coleman is disliked heavily by his peers at times, for very obvious reasons.
Person 1: You know Jack Alan Coleman?

Person 2: You mean that nosy british guy? yeah, he sucks!
by grxcemxrtin April 7, 2020
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Jack delaney-barnes

The skibbidiest guy
Jack delaney-barnes has skbibdi ohio rizz
by Level 100 sigma November 6, 2023
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