The Ring isn't made by the dark lord Sauron, but is used for measuring your own nipple and areola size. Measure using your thumb and pointer finger and make their tips meet so you form a circle. Stuff your hand down your shirt and make the circle smaller or bigger depending on the size of the areola and then take your fingers back out to see the results. Foolproof!
The girl had her hand down her shirt, which made Jimmy worried. Then she withdrew the hand and he realized she was just using the Finger Ring.
by barbecuechipz March 20, 2017

by tazbowl February 24, 2018

by Fifa pro player with 197 August 23, 2022

Putting 4 fingers up when posing for a picture means that you don’t have a fucking clue wtf you doing.
by yeyeyeyeyeyeyeyeeeeyeeeeeee July 27, 2022

by BonerJamz 03 August 11, 2018

Whenever I see your mother, I start playing the five fingered flute.
That bish Kemdrick Lamara is overrated as hell, but she looking, every time she preforms I play the five-fingered flute.
That bish Kemdrick Lamara is overrated as hell, but she looking, every time she preforms I play the five-fingered flute.
by RealTalkThemHo September 9, 2016

by tym2cool4you May 16, 2022
