cock a doodle poo

1. Having anal sex and getting your banana covered in bad chocolate.

So I started to plug her in the butt and next thing you know cock a doodle poo!

by Bud E Love May 14, 2003

canadian cock loan

When you are doing a girl doggy style while a very close friend of yours is hiding in the closet. You pull out and have your close friend take over. You run outside quietly, and wave to the girl from the window.

My buddy and I pulled a canadian cock loan on my girlfriend last night.

by sheepszies December 31, 2008

cock blaster 9000

An item used to blast your cock, mainly using lemons as a fuel source. Though highly efficient, the lemons give off an odor that smells like a Shrek cosplayer who was late at Comicon. Cock blasters are also used as chemical weapons in Siberia, where a secret war between the hamsters of Guatemala and the geese of Guantanamo bay takes place, brawling for food, and women.

Damn, cock blaster 9000's are dangerous and smelly, but I have a way to use my Lemons.

by tkover9000 November 23, 2014

hard cock to suck

Something that is difficult to accept, but must be done. The proper choice made more difficult because it runs counter to your normal beliefs.

I heard you're going to marry that girl you got pregnant. That's a hard cock to suck, man.

by bandetox December 16, 2014

cock sucking whorebag

a dirty person who likes sleeping around with random people who also likes to suck mans penises

That girl is a cock sucking whorebag, she slept with my babys daddy

by Janette April 4, 2005

cock robin

to be cocked by robin.

1)bin gave me a hard anal beating last night and i woke up with a big cock robin over my head.2)i cocked robing yesterday.

by i love miley May 2, 2008

pretentious cock sucker

individual who may or may not suck cocks, however, one who thinks he is God's gift to mankind, the opposite sex (or sex of attraction) and who believes his thoughts and actions are superior to everyone else's regardless of another's level of experience or expertise.

Jim just infuriates me. He is such a pretentious cock sucker know it all.

by Punk Ass Nigga October 4, 2006