Spud Faced Bogstomper

An Irishman.

That Spud Faced Bogstomper ain't going to share his Guiness.

by Alf McAllister September 4, 2016

Old Lady Face

When a young woman has a face that does not match her correct age, and looks way older.

"That girl totally has old lady face..."

by Honkerzzz69 November 12, 2011

Face to Headboard Missile

A sexual act in which the male is attempting anal (after coming close but being denied several times). The male positions himself behind the female, puts the tip of his penis in her anus, latches on to her hips, digs in his toes and thrusts for all he is worth. The female will typically shoot off the penis with high velocity, crashing face first into the headboard of the bed, occasionally knocking herself unconscious.

After several attempts and with mounting frustration, T-dizzle launched a face to headboard missile and the relationship was over.

by corbin130 October 23, 2010

pickle jar face

The strained look on one's face while trying to open a pickle jar lid (or similar lid) which requires exerting substantial force. This look is often displayed by males when experiencing intense concentration during a sexual performance.

When Randy was caught having sex in the backseat of his car, he prominently displayed pickle jar face as he pumped the girl with determination.

by Trucker Ass January 16, 2008

"in your face"book

The use of an online social networking site where one may post insulting, critical or rude comments about someone on their friend list, with the passive-aggressive hope that the intended target will read their wall, and know it is about them. This strategy is a substitute for confronting the individual in person.

Man, that was a real "in your face"book move to hack your boss like that in your update. Do you think he read it yet?

by tempemployee January 11, 2010

shit in my face

To be mistreated outrageously badly by someone. To disregard or defy someone.

Despite all the things I did for him, he just shit in my face.

by Christopher Andreychuk October 3, 2013

Burlington Fun Face

Sneeking into a friends house when he isn't home, stripping down the bed and taking a shit on his or her mattress. Then creating a funny face with a sharpie marker using the pile of shit as the nose.

Dude, Brad really made me angry so I gave him the old Burlington Fun Face.

by Cake2 January 12, 2008