Knob cheese

The horrible yellow mush found under your foreskin after a numbers of days without washing.

Hey Dave, how did you get on at Glastonbury?

Great time yeah, the only negative is that I didn’t get to shower all weekend and now I’m suffering from a severe case of knob cheese.

by PintOfJizz November 14, 2018

Byronian Cheese

A vaginal cheese made for the likes of Daniel who eats this dish on the regular.

Yo bro I just ate some fucking great Byronian cheese! She was so smelly! - Elvira

by Jakfkekd July 31, 2018

Cheese Grater

A sexual position in which one party is the cheese and the other party is the grater.

Sarah: "I was just with Chelsea the other night..."
James: "Dude, awesome, did she give you the Cheese Grater?"

by makkapakka-akkawakka February 23, 2021

fat cheese crust pizza

A dank pizza which is preferably from Chicago town or milanos

Let's get a fat Cheese Crust pizza

by dank lad December 21, 2015

Cheese Popcorn

slang for childporn

Edp was leaked watching cheese popcorn

by Theonlyeye November 21, 2023

Cheese and grow

a polite way to take the lord's name in vein, popular on Broadway between Bleeker and Houston

"Cheese and grow this pizza is expensive!"

by darkfeone March 7, 2016

hippie cheese

When something, like a piece of cheese, is constantly cut by the law of infinite halfs, whereby anyone who takes a piece of cheese does not take the last piece, no matter how small. Thus avoiding the guilt of taking the last piece.

"Woah man, that hippie cheese is getting kind of small, now I've got all cracker and no cheese!"

by Wtnt123 October 22, 2017