Post-Poop Butt Hurt

Post-Poop Butt Hurt is when, after a particularly bad poop, your butt hurts. Otherwise known as PPBH.

Person #1: Aw, man, I took such a big dump yesterday that it gave me PPBH!
Person #2: PPBH?
Person #1: Yeah, Post-Poop Butt Hurt
Person #2: Dude, PPBH is the worst!

by Border__Damage September 30, 2017

Paula dean butt plug

A stick of butter that is shaped into a dildo then frozen and then used as a butt plug.

Last night I had the best time playing with my Paula dean butt plug.

by Poongoon September 30, 2015

nate's butt chi facility

were nate paquette makes his ronchi ass butt chi with his step mom hedi and fucks her.
he also shoves his dick through his pugs tail and enjoy's it alot.
he also fucks roman every day and night

nate's butt chi facility is filled with roman and lice and bed bugs also hedi

by roman eat butt chi January 16, 2019

dick brain in the butt hole

David Frank Taylor

Dick brain in the butt hole

by Booooooobbbbbsssss April 12, 2014

anal dwelling butt monkey

A monkey that lives in someone's hind quarters. it is usually painful when they enter and exit their home, if you are their chosen nesting spot. Such behavior of monkies can be found on the film Bruce Almighty.

1. guy: Holy freak, that monkey came out of his crack!
other guy: yeah, that's an anal dwelling butt monkey.

by Jump4h July 15, 2008

one-eyed butt pirate

A gay man's penis. Can be used to insinuate that a straight man has homosexual tendencies.

Dude, I didn't want to see your one-eyed butt pirate!

by Anonymous October 5, 2003

Anal-Dwelling Butt Monkey

A being that essentially lives in another's bum and mindlessly f*cks it, like a monkey.

Mike, who lives in St. Peters Missouri, is an Anal-Dwelling Butt Monkey.

by CHRISxxCROSS January 5, 2009