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Penis Flu

Combination of , semen , feces, and snot like a textured stomach, chunky, potent, pungent, smelling like substance that irrupt out of the volcano, like penis shaft , causing the penis, head to hang open. It is caused from anal, anal, anal sex usually it during German potato salad night and buck fucking after dinner or taco night pack in the tip of the penis with sauerkraut and digested potato salad material from the rectum from the animal plans remain soft and throw up every half an hour until all the sauerkraut is thrown up out of the penis May be used on hot dogs .
I’m doing a welfare check at the house hold of Rick and Cheryl I noticed that Ricks penis look like a volcano and it was vomiting from the tip, all over in the room with sauerkraut .. the penis flu Cheryl yelled he has the penis flu
by FkErrrrBODY13 June 4, 2023
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Penis

The penis is a large shaft which is supposed to be placed in your mom, she usually enjoys it when you're her stepson
Hey stepson, wheres that fat penis of yours
by Big_cheese-balls.ca June 12, 2023
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Lucky Penis

“Lucky Penis” is similar to the saying “Lucky Day!” It has been around for several centuries, having spiked in the year of 1896. It has made a comeback in the last couple of years.
Hey look, I found a $20 bill on the side of the street!”

“Lucky Penis!!!”
by ggeraldmonster June 12, 2023
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Penis water

A piss, usually only used when drinking with the boys
Hold that thought, I’ve just gotta pop a penis water right quick
by DolphinRapist June 16, 2023
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Belly button penis

When a man has a penis that sticks out no further than his belly button
I asked him if that was his belly button or his penis and he said it was his belly button penis
by Sumfukinguy June 18, 2023
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PENIS FART

TEEHEETEEHEE
by jadenmolinaisapissbaby June 22, 2023
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penis

the 1 inch thing between your legs
by axolotltltltl June 22, 2023
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