penis

i have one of those

my penis

by hiesjoe September 25, 2020

penis

penis is so good

i love penis

by JHOUGIUDHO*WY{OUHOXP*&YWOUH{(& March 25, 2022

Peni

The plural word for "Penis"

"Woah, look at all those peni!"

by YourLeastFavoriteNerd February 20, 2021

penis

a penis has a sad life, his hair is a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor is an asshole, his best friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him.

Brayden has a small penis

by the sexiest guy on the fucking May 13, 2019

Penis

A weird stick that protrudes from the male crotch. Occasionally touched and hideously ugly this body part is often compare against others by the male sex.

Male 1: My penis is 5 inches wbu?
Male 2: 6 inches beat that.

by geniusssssss October 12, 2019

penis

A long work connected to the genitals and belongs in ur mouth

I have a penis

by UrboiShrek69 March 29, 2021

Penis

The male genitalia that can be located between a males legs, this goes for animals, too. Certain actions can be performed with a penis. You can penetrate horny women and men, preferably women, of course. Here is a small guide:

Step 1: Pull down you coverings, let penis show.

Step 2: Undress the woman.
Step 3: Shove your penis into her vagina.
Step 4: Enjoy the orgasm.
Bonus! You can look up *guides* such as “*sex.com*”. If you choose sex.com, click “go to older sex.com” you’ll find a proper and formal guide there.

Y/N (Male): “Ah, I’m horny. Want to suck my penis?”
Y/N (Female): “I’ll wait until it gets bigger, Y/N.”

by StarMaple December 10, 2021