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Friends

Something that doesn't exist.
They are just mass Hallucinations.
for instance here are a bunch of people mass hallucinating the thing called friend
person A: Hey meet my 'friend', Z
persons B to X: Hi Z, Any friend of A is a 'Friend' of ours. Let's all be Friends (they said without blinking)
person Y (sitting in the corner wearing reality goggles) : *whispers* fools!!
by an-absolute-shitbag June 15, 2020
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Ashborn friend

He found a new ashborn friend, He's playing with his ashborn friends
by wglw October 6, 2025
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Boy best friend

A guy she fucks without knowing that you know what she's doing
"hey babe do you care of me and my boy best friend go hang out?"
by Nigga big Chicken March 9, 2021
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Fake Friend

Fake people refer to people that pretend to like you but are literally stabbing you in the back. I’m sorry to break it to you but we’ve at least had one fake friend in our life and check yourself because you could be the fake friend. 👀
Gossip Girl: Did you hear what Jenna did to Sandy at lunch!
Gossip Girl #2: YEAH SHE IS SUCH A FAKE FRIEND TO SANDY!
by seoulstel December 3, 2018
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Going to talk with his friend Will

a period of time where Cade loses focus on everything in his vicinity and leaves his initial group of friends, this is to “go talk with his friend Will” but everyone knows that he’s actually got a crush on one of the girls Will is hanging out with and it’s obvious she doesn’t care
Logan: Hey have any of you seen Cade?

Colin and Aaron: Oh he said he was going to talk with his friend Will.
by ragingrhino55 March 12, 2022
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friends

Bill: hey you want to watch friends?
Jake: sure

Person 1: do I have friends?
Person 2: absolutely not!
by nonexistent person 269 June 12, 2022
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