by WHATTHEFA April 23, 2023

for instance here are a bunch of people mass hallucinating the thing called friend
person A: Hey meet my 'friend', Z
persons B to X: Hi Z, Any friend of A is a 'Friend' of ours. Let's all be Friends (they said without blinking)
person Y (sitting in the corner wearing reality goggles) : *whispers* fools!!
person A: Hey meet my 'friend', Z
persons B to X: Hi Z, Any friend of A is a 'Friend' of ours. Let's all be Friends (they said without blinking)
person Y (sitting in the corner wearing reality goggles) : *whispers* fools!!
by an-absolute-shitbag June 15, 2020

by wglw October 6, 2025

by Nigga big Chicken March 9, 2021

Fake people refer to people that pretend to like you but are literally stabbing you in the back. I’m sorry to break it to you but we’ve at least had one fake friend in our life and check yourself because you could be the fake friend. 👀
Gossip Girl: Did you hear what Jenna did to Sandy at lunch!
Gossip Girl #2: YEAH SHE IS SUCH A FAKE FRIEND TO SANDY!
Gossip Girl #2: YEAH SHE IS SUCH A FAKE FRIEND TO SANDY!
by seoulstel December 3, 2018

a period of time where Cade loses focus on everything in his vicinity and leaves his initial group of friends, this is to “go talk with his friend Will” but everyone knows that he’s actually got a crush on one of the girls Will is hanging out with and it’s obvious she doesn’t care
Logan: Hey have any of you seen Cade?
Colin and Aaron: Oh he said he was going to talk with his friend Will.
Colin and Aaron: Oh he said he was going to talk with his friend Will.
by ragingrhino55 March 12, 2022

Bill: hey you want to watch friends?
Jake: sure
Person 1: do I have friends?
Person 2: absolutely not!
Jake: sure
Person 1: do I have friends?
Person 2: absolutely not!
by nonexistent person 269 June 12, 2022
