Jack is a guy who has a one inch shrimp dick who is bad at fucking chicks and he is gay. But he is a good and nice friend other than that.
random girl: who is that?
me: that is jack, he has a shrimp dick, its rlly small.
random girl: omg ew!
me: that is jack, he has a shrimp dick, its rlly small.
random girl: omg ew!
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After the October 7th assault on Israel, I started to notice the proliferation of the Jew Jack in front of American homes.
by Teddy & Lucy June 13, 2025

Why’d you and John break-up?
Girl, he is a total Jack Tripper. It wasn’t just the well documented / semi-universal guilt a person might experience right after jacking off…John would also feel it WHILE jacking off ! And don’t get me started on how that affected our sex life. Any outside-of-the-box shit i would mention to him like brother/sister role play or having sex in public would send him into a shame-spiral that would render him useless….sexually for weeks at a time. We broke-up because John is a DEFCON-5 level Jack Tripper. Cold truth. Cold truth.
Girl, he is a total Jack Tripper. It wasn’t just the well documented / semi-universal guilt a person might experience right after jacking off…John would also feel it WHILE jacking off ! And don’t get me started on how that affected our sex life. Any outside-of-the-box shit i would mention to him like brother/sister role play or having sex in public would send him into a shame-spiral that would render him useless….sexually for weeks at a time. We broke-up because John is a DEFCON-5 level Jack Tripper. Cold truth. Cold truth.
by anonymous March 28, 2022
