I have 3 balls

A phrase meaning: "I am special" (not 'special' in the handicapable sense). Used when someone ask what makes you so special or what your problem is. Or commonly used when bored or striking up a conversation with a woman (not really). I think I should note that I really do have 3 testicles (for your consideration ladies).

My Homeboy:"What makes you so special that makes you able to rap you cracka!?"

Me:"I have 3 balls..."

My Homeboy:"Woah... Forget I asked..."

by Mista Flow AKA The Fiend February 14, 2009

i swing both ways

I'm bisexual

I don't mind who I go home with, I swing both ways.

by Dingo99 November 17, 2013

I rule you

i win. i beat you. im better than you. i owned you. etc. etc. etc

i rule you at stuff all the time baby.

by kat September 11, 2004

I really like you

I want to sex you up

Hey baby, you should know that ever since I met you, that "I really like you."

by Nelly Jelly February 10, 2004

I don’t eat pussy

1. The words a man can say to a woman that will ruin their relationship, turns him from a 10 to a 1.
2. Something a gay guy or a straight woman would say.

Louise: on a scale of one to ten, how good would you say you are at eating pussy.
Kevin: I don’t eat pussy, that’s gross.
Louise: I’m sorry but you’re not my type.

2. Adam: I don’t eat pussy, I suck dick.

by nutella137 July 18, 2020

I cut you sucka

I shall cut you, sucker/tool/buffoon.

Lil' Rae Rae: Hey, if Jello had a pulse, I'd hit it!
Tim: I cut you sucka!

by Donnie "P" McEwan January 23, 2004

i will love you forever

usually said by a dude, while going out.
usually a lie. usually believed though. usually ends in heart break. the average forever has always lasted three and 25/30 monthes (about a hundred days)
happens to all of us... we usually know it is a lie but are trapped in believing. then we get the name of a silly girl

week of going out(dude): baby i will love you forever and a day more trust me.
silly girl: forever?
dude: forever and a day more.
silly girl: awh babe i love you too forever!

three months later

dude: uhm we need to talk
silly girl(smiling): yeah i just was about to call you.
dude: i hope you wont be mad... i hope we can still be friends but...
silly girl(hectic):what... what are you saying?
dude: i think we should break up.

by ajmiddleton December 27, 2008