1. Consuming large quanitys of alcohol and then becoming so incredibly horny you'd fuck anything with a (insert prefrence here). And when you finally are able to fuck you become every (insert prefrence here)'s wet dream becuase you finally last more then 5 mins. ;)
Hey Hannah! I hooked up with Joey again last night and it was amazing! He lasted a good 30-40 mins!" "Wow didn't he only last 5 mins last time?" "Ya but he had drunk dick last night
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Get the shit dick mug.An overly-accentuated libido. A condition in which an individual (typically a male) will engage in a variety of non-normative (and sometimes illegal) behaviors in order to copulate with a female--often in a night club, party, or bar setting.
This condition is sometimes exacerbated by the consumption of various substances, including alcohol or cannabis. In the case of the latter, the condition may be referred to as "Wolf Dick 4:20".
This condition is sometimes exacerbated by the consumption of various substances, including alcohol or cannabis. In the case of the latter, the condition may be referred to as "Wolf Dick 4:20".
"It's unfortunate that Bob doesn't have a girlfriend--he appears to be suffering from an acute case of Wolf Dick"
"Don't allow Roger to toke that bowl--he hasn't engaged in intercourse recently, and may come down with a severe case of Wolf Dick 4:20"
"Don't allow Roger to toke that bowl--he hasn't engaged in intercourse recently, and may come down with a severe case of Wolf Dick 4:20"
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Also can be considered as a bad stench.
Also can be considered as a bad stench.
Man, you need to keep them dick-crumbles under control.
Go take a shower, You smell like dick-crumbles.
Go take a shower, You smell like dick-crumbles.
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William has been studying hard for his final exams and is feeling really confident. He has a huge study dick.
Matt has hardly studied for his midterms, is stressing the fuck out, and therefore does not want to expose his tiny study dick.
Edgar has a medium-sized study dick. He does not study too excessively and is pretty chill, yet always does well. He knows how to use his study dick.
Matt has hardly studied for his midterms, is stressing the fuck out, and therefore does not want to expose his tiny study dick.
Edgar has a medium-sized study dick. He does not study too excessively and is pretty chill, yet always does well. He knows how to use his study dick.
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