I can't understand flim half the time

a subconscious mess up of Flynn my brother,

Message from subconscious was,
That fat milf my master not mark ya,
Milf is a girl name genitalia

I can't understand flim half the time, but now he has a pedophile watching him some father I had named brain chose it, even explained it.

by Mineowedwus August 12, 2022

Jelly time

An orgy … specifically with co-workers… who don’t play by the book… and merk those who who consider themselves better and complain to HR. - Hulu’s Solar opposites s3 e10 -5:10

“Nothing gets a true OG of law enforcement wetter than a good ol, run of the mill, jelly time on the dead bodies of tattle tales that have been framed for illicit activities. “

by OGvet April 8, 2024

Time is come

Time is come is an expression from a french forum who means a big blindside in Survivor.

example : Time is come. They wanted to play like this… I'm gonna show them so how to play…

by Formi November 11, 2017

FrY Time

FrY Time is the technique of looking at a clock, guessing your next string of actions will fit into a 20 minute window and executing said actions roughly 30 minutes before a set deadline in hopes of having 10 minutes to spare, when in realiity the string of actions could possibly take a minimal of 90 minutes to complete, resulting in scheduled completion of tasks being atleast an hour behind estimation.

Chloe said she would be picking me up in 15 minutes, ofcourse that's after she showers, does the dishes, mops the floor, makes a sammich and get's dressed. So I'm guessing she meant 15 minutes in FrY Time.

"Hey bro, I have some errands to run, we should be good to go in about 10 minutes, FrY Time."

"The doctor expects my wife will only be in labor for an hour, my wife seems hopeful but I'm guessing the doctor was using FrY Time."

"When is the bus getting here? The driver must be operating on FrY Time."

"Every time I'm late for work I tell them I'll be there in 5 minutes, I wonder if they figured out I've been using FrY Time?"

by ZillaThePun August 31, 2013

On Jesse Time

Add 2 hours to the estimated time.

J: "I'm leaving in 10 minutes"
*: "Ahh yes, see you on Jesse time."

by Derpinmerpin January 18, 2025

Can't Control Time

Can't Control Time is a general phrase people use who are unwilling to accept responsibility for their own faulty time management.

7:30 am
Person A: What are you still doing sleeping Person B, I told you we have to be at the kids school at 7 45?!?
Person B: God, don't get so mad, I can't control time

by DarthFox January 31, 2017

Time

Something Hamilton thinks he will run out of

"Why do you write like you're running out of time"
-Aaron Burr, sir

by Jewel394 July 5, 2023