Wonky Eye Syndrome

When you have a wonky eye

Callum Has Wonky Eye Syndrome

by Maggot Sloth June 18, 2018

Millennium Falcon Syndrome

Being in a car while heavily intoxicated and feeling like you are moving at "hyper speed".

P1: "Dude are we in the millennium falcon?"
P2: "No you are just experiencing Millennium Falcon Syndrome.

by Mr. Callipygian September 23, 2011

Human Centipede Syndrome

A made-up mental disorder made to shit-talk pathological liars with.
Said to somebody who just can't stop bullshitting. Cuz every word from out their mouth is nothin but a damn lie.

"Bro, you got Human Centipede Syndrome or somethin'?? Quit bullshittin' me n' get real!!"

by thatwhitenigglet May 2, 2017

Second Dump Syndrome

Not all humans make bowel movements everyday. And on the rare occasion one of those people make two bowel movements with a 24 hour span, Second Dump Syndrome is the worry that goes through said persons head of the possible (but erroneous) deathly diseases he or she THINKS they may have.

Person On the toilet talking on Phone: "O.M. GOD, this is my second dump today, I probably have a new breed of the Mad Bird Flu Cow Positive Disease. I should get checked out."
Person on the other end of Phone: "Relax, dude, its nothing. You just have Second Dump Syndrome"

by Jerk Face Jerk Man January 14, 2011

Fetal Ink Syndrome

F.I.S is an abbreviated term for Fetal Ink Syndrome. Fetal Ink Syndrome happens when a pregnant mother gets a tattoo while pregnant and the baby is born with a distinct black circle on the forehead, under developed or malformed cranium, and is destined to have a shitty future due to poor parenting skills by the mother.

That poor baby must have been born with Fetal Ink Syndrome.
That stripper's baby will be born with FIS.
Son, you must've been born with FIS, cuz you an idiot.

by Bubs76 October 31, 2017

dpb syndrome

a condition of the brain which causes a person's mind to be cluttered with so many thoughts and so much information, that they desire to communicate, that they have trouble getting it all across to whomever they are talking to. This also includes the fact that their words are spoken slower than they desire, which leads them to stutter because they have so much crap to say.

People with this condition:
~May need to work on their listening skills.
~May be a player of the drums.
~May be passionate about worshipping the God of Jesus Christ with their life.

"Sorry, my stupid dpb syndrome is kicking in!"

Be aware of these people who may have dpb syndrome:
~Spanish people,
~A.D.D. individuals,
~Communication major's,
~Women,
~Sensitive/Deep Thinking Men,
~Etc.

by The DanPB Guide 2 Understanding Language July 30, 2008

Chandler Bing Syndrome

Someone who finds themselves hilarious when most of the time they're not.

Someone who finds themselves hilarious when most of the time they're not. Chandler Bing Syndrome.

by kls22 September 17, 2013