cock tart

when ever a fully erect penis is smeared on both end with a tart frosting topping and then is stuck into a girls mouth where she proceeds to lick it off like a tasty treat

I gave that ho a treat last night a cock tart

by kipper 29 June 7, 2007

cold cock

When a guy doesn't turn a girl on with kissing, touching, or even much talking and just expects to put his cock in her face and get sucked.

That dude might stand a better chance of getting a blow job if he did more than just cold cock girls all the time.

by Melloki October 17, 2016

cock knocker

A member of the public who constantly wastes car sales executives time by asking fucking stupid questions and wanting to test drive every car on pitch.

person aged about 50 who has nothing better to do better known as a cock knocker.

by carsales May 14, 2010

cockney cock punch

a punch to the male genitalia delivered by someone with a cockney accent. Usually preformed when you are loosing a fight and in a act of desperation. The fist should be balled up with the middle fingers knuckle slight more foreward the usual. Dont worry abotu hurting your hand, you are punching something relativley soft.

Why i oughta give him the old cockney cock punch!

by Matt Abrams January 12, 2008

cock block call

A call made to a friend who has just taken a person of the other sex somewhere alone, in which you, or a group of others, knows that the person is making a mistake, and or will regret this decision in the future

Ray: Where's Tim
Kyle: He's with Melissa
Ray: Mike, where your the car keys?
Mike: I gave them to Tim
Ray: Oh God someone give him a Cock Block Call

by Bode H January 28, 2008

fucking shit cock

1. Often said when there is nothing better to say
2. Used to express feelings of Anger, Bitterness, Total excitement, awesomeness, loneliness, sickness, and acts of violent aggression
3. Sean's motto

1. "Fucking shit cock! where the hell are my shoes?"
2. "Dude the Cubs lost again! Fucking shit cock! I knew they would."
3. "How are you feeling today, Sean?" "FUCKING SHIT COCK!"
4. "Billy wants to go to Grinell" "FUCKING SHIT COCK!"
5. "Fucking shit cock, I am lonely"
6. "Fucking shit cock"

by sean mennecke December 11, 2007

cock meat sandwhich

Given by the guards to the prisoners, by making the prisoners sucking their cocks. Used in the movie Harold and Kumar 2 Escape from Guantanamo Bay.

I was once received a Cock Meat Sandwhich by a guard named Big Bob.

by Manny Fresh Lima May 9, 2008