by Token Minxy May 24, 2014
Get the doing a jon mug.If your friend falls asleep at a party and you just leave them behind without saying goodbye.
In distinction to a french exit where you just sneak out of a party without telling anyone, "to do a Mike Tyson" specifically means leaving the person you came together to the party behind, because he/she fell asleep there.
In distinction to a french exit where you just sneak out of a party without telling anyone, "to do a Mike Tyson" specifically means leaving the person you came together to the party behind, because he/she fell asleep there.
How could you just do a Mike Tyson last night? I woke up next to these bunch of strangers in the middle of the night and had no idea where you are?!!
by thommydabai August 1, 2021
Get the do a Mike Tyson mug.Saying it I person is assault. All they are going to do after you threaten them is act scared or try to talk you down until they can get out of sight and then call someone to come protect them, try to get you fired, etc. Not that it will stop you from coming back with a gun but they REALLY think you won't do that. It happens all the time and when it does everyone is surprised. Like, you know you were asking for it.
Say it in person (so I can use it as leverage to get rid of you or justify taking preemptive action)
You're just going to use it to try and preempt me or use it as leverage to defend yourself. Why would I give you my leverage when I can just wait until I know for certain that I can rape the whore and kill the retard and there won't be anything you can do to stop me. You aren't strong. You aren't smart. You will beg for your life when the time comes for you to be afraid but by then it will be too late.
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There is not responding to that. I'll just do it without saying it. And then all the shit you're talking does out the window and you can sit there and pretend you were dating me to do it.
You're just going to use it to try and preempt me or use it as leverage to defend yourself. Why would I give you my leverage when I can just wait until I know for certain that I can rape the whore and kill the retard and there won't be anything you can do to stop me. You aren't strong. You aren't smart. You will beg for your life when the time comes for you to be afraid but by then it will be too late.
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There is not responding to that. I'll just do it without saying it. And then all the shit you're talking does out the window and you can sit there and pretend you were dating me to do it.
by Hym Iam December 17, 2020
Get the Do it mug.Do a Jo is when a cyclist surges past the train head, with the glance of patronizing superiority and continuing on into the horizon.
Darrell do a Jo on the ride today, surging past all of us at will and making it impossible for us to stay on his wheel.
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Get the <.0.6.7.6.0.>I Do No Sense Anything By Choice By ANything Sense Do I<.0.6.7..0.> mug.Doing an Edwin is when you use your superior IQ to solve whatever computer problem you may have by restarting your phone.
"Hey bro, my computer won't start"
"Have you tried doing an Edwin yet?"
"No, I'll try it right away.... OMG dude, it worked! Totally scrumpalicious."
"Have you tried doing an Edwin yet?"
"No, I'll try it right away.... OMG dude, it worked! Totally scrumpalicious."
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