Finger crugg

A hypotheticalshoe that is part ugg, part croc, and part those weird toe shoes called five-fingers. The unholy foot trinity. All hail the exalted shoe.

H: I emailed DSW an idea for finger crugg shoes.
M: What are those?
H: They’re like the turducken of footwear. The warmth of ugg boots, the toe separation of those weird toe shoes, and of course the holiness of croc shoes. Perfection.
M: I need these in my life immediately.

by hm.athena February 18, 2021

bathtub fingers

When you've fingered a bitch for so long your fingers get wrinkly and pruned.

I was fingering Trace in Maccas car-park for so long last night I got bathtub fingers.

by Rusty Spoon Fingers March 23, 2018

The polish finger trap

A man puts his finger in the woman's vagina held in place with a vice. The man keeps it there until his finger nearly looses it's circulation and then they stop.

A man comits the polish finger trap to a woman

by SquidgyWidgy December 28, 2020

The three finger pussy fucking

your not dumbv!! you know what it means

every girl on cookie call uses THE THREE FINGER PUSSY FUCKING !!! you aint the first guy shes called :)

by YOURRDADD April 28, 2022

finger twins

When you are such a cheap bitch that you go to Primark and buy a shit £1 set of false nails and not content with only getting 1 pair out of them, your mate makes them fit her nails too.

Awwww look, finger twins!

by Loopy Lamb December 24, 2015

Fat-Finger Round-Up

The opposite of a five-finger discount.

When you "accidentally on purpose" raise the price for something by making a typo.

My drink cost $5, yo, but the bartender, he does the Fat-Finger Round-Up to $6!

by Don Palabros February 04, 2025

finger popper

Finger popping is someone fingering their private parts for pleasure (including the anus) if it is a male.

Au: Hey So & So, what are you doing down there?Are you finger popping that ass again you finger popper?

So & So: Nah Au....I want to watch you finger pop!!!

by Blanc Marie Weber September 06, 2021