Daylight Savings Time

something a mf invented to screw everybody outside asia and africa’s time up, and although the intention is to save energy, it has negative effect on that. overall, it’s a big L for the guy who invented it, and an even bigger L for the governments that approved it.

me: *calls to friend in china where daylight savings time doesn’t exist and in UTC+8) hey wanna grind COD at 10pm?
chinese friend: wait isn’t that 2pm at ur time?
me: yes but it’s now 1pm. ever heard of daylight savings time

by minecraft_volume_beta June 15, 2023

It’s Pizza Time!

A(n) escape/chase sequence in Pizza Tower that’s activated after destroying Pillar John. Once activated, a timer will appear on the bottom of the screen giving the player a certain amount of time to reach the exit before Pizzaface spawns and begins chasing the player.

1. Jane: shit, It’s Pizza Time!
Brian: you have 3 minutes before Pizzaface comes, you’ll be fine.

by Peppino Spaghetti June 17, 2023

Mommy Time

When the kid is asleep, or gone (with grandma and grandma/ sitter) and mommy has time to enjoy the quiet. An O and a couple glasses are always a plus if it happens. Needless to say avoiding "mom, mom, mom,mom, mommy...."

Kid is with grandma tonight. Mommy time ensues....

by Whoskidisthis? June 17, 2023

We should hang out some time

A sentence used as a polite way to brush off someone you've been having a conversation with for more than two minutes. There's no intention of ever actually hanging out with the person. It's just an easier way of saying, "I have to go. Bye now."

A: You've really done a lot for this community.
B: Heh... I guess you can say that.
A: Without your efforts, we'd still be in crippling debt.
B: Mhm... Yep.
A: How were you able to pull all this off in such a short amount of time?
B: Hey, we should hang out some time.
A: Oh... Yeah! Sounds good! What days are you off this week?
B: See you around.

by Salmon Nuggets June 22, 2023

Karlak Time

Being considerably late to a party (roughly 2/3 hours).

Rachel is always arriving at Karlak time.

by DJ151190 June 23, 2023

time freak

A person who is obsessed with punctuality and their valuable time

Man that dude is a time freak isn't he

by Thenewcool2000 June 28, 2023

How much clean time do you have

When a female is known for sucking more than one males dick on any occasion and doesn't hesitate to suck another and another back to back in hopes of only to suck more ND more forever!! 😀

Her: Can I suck your dick?

Him: Hummm? Idk? How much clean time do you have?

by Gaggy p June 29, 2023