friendwhoring 

The art mastered by complete dipshits of stealing and attempting to own one's friends. The said friendwhorer would, naturally, be possessive of the stolen friends, treating them like property.

Person #1: "Hey, that's MY friend!"
Friendwhorer: (to Person #1) BACK UP DOOKIE! (to Person #1's recently friendwhored friend) Get in the car, I have candy. Oh, and never talk to that wank again."

friendwhoring by alice pf May 14, 2005

Friendly face 

A friendly face can be used to describe the presence of you and your friends. Instead of refering to yourself in the first person; objectify yourself.

"Let's pop our friendly face in and see your sister"
"We could pop our friendly faces into the shop on the way homw to get snacks in bowls"

Friendly face by Devonian Delia January 25, 2006

friendicide 

The act of deleting someone/yourself from someone's friends list on Myspace Facebook Friendster.

"Dood, that hot chick on Myspace is totally shit testing me, so i'm gonna commit friendicide tonight"

friendicide by specter woodland April 15, 2008

Friendly Neighbourhood Dead Guy 

A Friendly Neighbourhood Dead Guy is usually a random person, who is now dead, that nobody can be bothered picking up.
The Dead Guy will, after a number of weeks, become a member of that society despite his obvious death and putrid stench.
A Friendly Neighbourhood Dead Guy's history can only be assumed by locals, and a main conclusion drawn between citizens is that they are drifters scalped for their body parts which usually explains the entrails often hanging out of the Dead Guy's face.

Roger: "Darn, I love not doing anything morally correct in society! Oh hello, Friendly Neighbourhood Dead Guy!"
Friendly Neighbourhood Dead Guy: "..."

Patricia: "Doesn't anyone think we should pick him up? Give him a burial service? Some sort of recognition?"
Constable Williams: "Haha, Patricia, you make me laugh. He's the Friendly Neighbourhood Dead Guy, and thats all the recognition he deserves."

Friendly Neighbourhood Dead Guy by angry piece of shit October 3, 2009

Friendgirl 

A non-significant other friend that's a female.

Pronunciation: Freh-end-ga-erl

See also Friendboy.

My friendgirl was so dumb, I asked her to drown my goldfish and she actually tried.

Friendgirl by 6The6Devil6 February 26, 2010

facebook friendly 

adj. - the act of befriending someone on facebook, developing an online relationship despite the distance between them (usually a continent) and keeping the conversation flirty but not dirty;

Chad and I totally hit it off on facebook but he lives in England and i'm in the states for another year so we totally have to keep it facebook friendly.

facebook friendly by foxiemoxie April 16, 2008

Flash Friendship 

An intense friendship that comes about very fast, and then after two or three months is over.

Max: Why don't you talk to jim anymore? You guys were tight.
Josh: I don't know, I guess we just had a flash friendship during baseball season.

Flash Friendship by Squeegy Beckenheim November 13, 2009