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Epsteinth Time

1. More than an umpteenth time. Defines something that has happened so many times it's excruciatingly painful. Causes migraines and mental breakdowns. For large groups of people has lead to protests and a riot or two.

2. The closest number to infinity.

Can be used as a political, economic, or parenting term.

In political context it always has something to do with Doniella Frump Jr.
In economic context its used to colloquially express frustration or exasperation at a recurring event.
1. We have asked the government to release the Epstein files for the Epsteinth time. Our president, who is listed in those files, some Epsteinth time, still refuses.

2. The United States is going thru a economic crisis for the Epsteinth Time, thanks to the president that is in the Epstein files more than an Epsteinth time.

3. Mom told me to do the dishes for the Epsteinth Time, I didn't, now I'm grounded until my 18th birthday.
by Awesomesauce 360 September 24, 2025
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time to get on the ferry

A expression for the Northern Coast of Ohio, were tourists binge drink until it's time to get on the ferry to travel from the islands to the mainland and sober up.
Me: I've been day drinking all weekend.
Him: It's time to get on the ferry.
by Monica Kiryakov January 24, 2018
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winter-time

Refers to da extra hours dat you get during da end-of-da-year season for sleeping, hobbies. indoor leisure-activities, etc., due to its often being too chilly and/or dark outside to preform da mundane-drudgery tasks dat you'd otherwise feel obliged to do while da weather was milder and there were more hours of daylight.
Having extra winter-time to relax and recreate is all well and good, but da problem wid dat is dat da tasks dat you would ordinarily have performed during those colder/darker months will still hafta be completed eventually, and so you will therefore have additional arduous/tedious "spring tasks" to grumble/wheeze through come warmer weather.
by QuacksO November 15, 2019
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time is a thief

It means that the time is going faster then you thought, and that it can have consequences.
by 22AndJew May 29, 2017
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It’s bone time

Phrase yelled around substitute teachers referring too “self pleasure
Sub:Please go to page 420
Aj: IT’S BONE TIME
Charley and rest of class:HAHAHAHAHA
by CharleyXAjProductions September 14, 2022
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Naked Time

A time honored tboy tradition where you spend 15 minutes pacing around your room covered in gel trying not to touch anything. It’s called “naked time” because you are naked the entire time.

A lot of tboys take HRT via testosterone gel. They slather that shit all over their bodies every single day so it gets absorbed through their skin. However, they can’t put clothes on immediately after because clothes can also absorb the gel, which means their bodies won’t. Because tboys are all geniuses, they developed naked time as an innovative solution to this dilemma.
“Bro I walked in on Oliver completely naked — tdick out and everything. I’m pretty sure he was covered in some weird lotion too.”

“It’s called naked time, and it’s an important part of how tboys testosteronemaxx.”
by PenisEnvy July 14, 2025
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Waste Of Time

A waste of time is what you're doing right now, but I know you want to read. Right now, you could be browsing a way to cure cancer, maybe even win an olimpics. Whatever just be productive, don't read this. Oh, well seems like your life is useless apparently to you reading this without a break nonstop, wanna play a game outside- oh wait you don't know what the word "outside" means.
Now you thought the waste of time was wrong right? Well sad to say but.. it isn't.. So why are you here? Is there a giant gold medal, perhaps you will get a noble prize for most time wasted? NOPE just wasted life cycle. Now please go... GO PLEASE whatever seems like you don't want to leave.. well this text is almost over meaning you have to in.. 3. 2. 1. HAH GO now
by Arandomstupidperson May 22, 2021
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