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nut stache

it’s like a milk mustache but with nut, aka semen. (mostly seen after giving head)
“girl wipe off your nut stache, my mom’s almost home”
by sexylady124 March 19, 2023
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Nut Tuck

When you get a medical procedure to lift your drooping nut sack otherwise know as a scrotal tuck/lift
Damn man, my balls are hanging so low I’m gonna have to get a Nut Tuck
by Toilet Nuts June 7, 2018
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Turtle Nuts

When a guy’s ballsack shrivels and shrinks due to the freezing temperatures
Guy 1: Dude its freezing outside..
Guy 2: Dawg i’m finna get turtle nuts for real.
by nonatesgiven06 June 11, 2024
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auto-nutting

when someone's latency in voice chat is so bad, it sounds like theyre gargling the ballsack of optimus prime...
person 1: is he auto-nutting?
person 2: can you hear him?
person 3: yea... he's auto-nutting...
by fl3rn87 July 23, 2024
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Honey Nut Guts

When someone gives a blowjob to completion and swallows after having put honey on the dick they were sucking.
Did you hear? Lisa woke up horny yesterday so George gave her some honey nut guts to start the day.
by RadioCryptid October 15, 2023
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nut fluffer

Noun: The title of the person who makes the male model's penis erect before the start of the pornographic film.
"John loved being a nut fluffer because he enjoyed sexually arousing men."
by pomegranatesoupspoons March 21, 2017
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Coke my nuts

“Yo, bro.”
What’s up?”
“You wanna coke my nuts, bro.”
by DuckOBell July 30, 2021
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