*the Resonance Cascade starts*
Shutting down...
Attempting shut down...
It's not...
It's not shutting down, it's not-
*insert shit here*
Shutting down...
Attempting shut down...
It's not...
It's not shutting down, it's not-
*insert shit here*
by cool good epic man August 30, 2025

Girl : “I wonder how she got her body so beautiful and slim.”
Man : “Haha, I know why!”
Girl : “Why?”
Man : “She put the fork down!”
Man : “Haha, I know why!”
Girl : “Why?”
Man : “She put the fork down!”
by cl.eo157 June 25, 2023

by Sicario_da_Vinci January 27, 2024

by Starlette Skyes February 16, 2025

“I was so down bad for this girl to the point I literally sniffed her fart...” an actual comment from tik tok
by crispypankocrumbs June 21, 2021

by DJ DOWNSYNDROME November 20, 2017

The customer who used to moan about the slightest detail wrong with his food at my old job was bitching down the line at my new job tonight about something apparently wrong with his food
by Jack Spank9049 December 3, 2022
