Ms brown is a mean teacher with a fake wig and nails. she always itches her head and shes really annoying
by ladyperson3920 March 19, 2024
Get the Ms brown mug.Perfected in the North East of England in the late 1970s, the Newcastle Brown Veil is a coprophilic sex act carried out by the receiver of anal sex.
Following a successful deployment of ejaculate, a paste is naturally created recatally with remaining undouched shite.
After around 5-6 minutes this new paste will ooze from the recipients arse and is ready to be smeared across someone's hairline. The slow drip down the lucky Geordie lad's face starts to resemble the veil on a beautiful bride, only very, very shitty.
Following a successful deployment of ejaculate, a paste is naturally created recatally with remaining undouched shite.
After around 5-6 minutes this new paste will ooze from the recipients arse and is ready to be smeared across someone's hairline. The slow drip down the lucky Geordie lad's face starts to resemble the veil on a beautiful bride, only very, very shitty.
Whey aye man a canna believe wor lass gave us a Newcastle Brown Veil down ma heid last night. She was mortal mind and a was clamming for it.
by YerMamsGanting4It March 25, 2024
Get the newcastle brown veil mug.A brown magic marker without its cap is shoved up your ass, tip pointing down, so that when you wipe after a mushy shit, even doing the swizzout after vacation ass doesn’t get you any cleaner.
After Eric and Ofier had the time of their lives bar hopping in Puerto Rico, their vacation ass required boxes of baby wipes for multiple swizzouts, but alas, the brown magic marker was leaving marks on the wipes. Only a shower with the water hose shoved up their asses removed the brown magic marker!
by Ericandofier March 27, 2024
Get the Brown Magic Marker mug.When someone leaves a turd mark on the back of the toilet seat and you unknowingly take a shite, permanently stamping it above your crack.
by naise67 January 16, 2026
Get the Brown Tramp Stamp mug.where one shits in their hand, smears it along their whole entire asscrack waits for it to dry until its fully hardened then proceeding to put it on their face like a mummy wrap
Person 1- Yoooo have you tried this new face mask? Its the bomb
Person 2- nah, i prefer the Brown ass mummy. It cures my acne real good
Person 1- Nigga WTF......
Person 2- nah, i prefer the Brown ass mummy. It cures my acne real good
Person 1- Nigga WTF......
by Brownassmummymaster67 January 16, 2026
Get the Brown ass mummy mug.The act of pooping a straight solid turd in your hand in the cold then throwing it in spiral causing a smoke like steam to follow
by True black guy January 24, 2026
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As opposed to a sausage bap, with red sauce, where period blood is lubricant of choice.
As opposed to a sausage bap, with red sauce, where period blood is lubricant of choice.
Sausage bap, with brown sauce. Where I went from up her arse, to between her breasts, without cleaning, or douche. Using her poop as lube for a tit wank
by Deezergood January 25, 2026
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