One handed warrior

When someone masturbates / a very active masturbate-er

I saw Phil the other day in his closet pulling a one handed warrior to your sister.

by that other OTHER guy September 1, 2015

Day One-ing

Having sex on the first day of college.

"Hey bro, are you planning on Day one-ing it when you go to college?"

"Yeah man, I want dat pussy as soon as I can get it!"

by Gaysinspace September 4, 2015

Drunk one

A drunk one is the person that says the most stupid things. They are the type of people who are not really drunk but act like it. They can be very awkward and are the most terrible singers. If you know a drunk one approach it with the greatest caution. You'll never know what they'll do.

Girl: OMG that guy is such a drunk one.

Boy: chill dude you don't want to be labeled as a drunk one.

by Don't know don't care October 9, 2015

One function sex

Having sex for the sole purpose of experiencing an orgasm with no extracurricular activities involved.

I hope she doesn't need to cuddle tonight and wants to have one function sex.

by moondoggie84 October 26, 2016

Rip one

When your 30 yards out with the ball and your mate shouts "RIP ONE" there's only one place that ball is going, Upper echelon .

Andy! RIP ONE !!!!

by The Football wiz November 9, 2016

one eyed champ

Your cock

Stop fighting your one eyed champ and go to work!

by Jenson Marin November 14, 2016

Roamio one

One, who's not willing to wait

Settle your tea kettle, Roamio one.

by Emre Malvin November 18, 2016