Post Nut Charity

when you donate to a sketchy charity without realizing it, but you find out later that you truly, most certainly, fucked up.
I donated to Kids Wish Network and I hit Post Nut Charity
by iminhellplshelpahhh December 29, 2024
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Fluffy Nuts

A person who carries themselves with a sense of superiority solely derived from a position of authority, or some other unearned quality.

Whereas the person with big balls has the skill or physical prowess to back up their actions; the Fluffy Nuts merely appear big, but are actually only fluffy.

Scenario: construction worker works on ladder, group of authority figures walks up and watches.

Construction worker to fellow construction worker, later:

Man, I was trying to get my job done, but a whole gaggle of Fluffy Nuts came up checking out my ass while I was trying to work! So, I got down off the ladder
Scenario: construction worker works on ladder, group of authority figures walks up and watches.

Construction worker to fellow construction worker, later:

Man, I was trying to get my job done, but a whole gaggle of Fluffy Nuts came up checking out my ass while I was trying to work! So, I got down off that ladder, have them a mean mug and walked off.
by MacFhearguis December 12, 2017
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liquid nut butter

A term for “almond milk” commonly used in Amish-populated areas, particularly Ohio and Pennsylvania.
Person 1: “Do you want some milk?”
Person 2: “No, I’m lactose intolerant. I’ll have the liquid nut butter instead.”
by LostGirl1231 February 13, 2024
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nut sacrifice

When you preform a satanic ritual on a peanut to the point of it becoming alive and breeding you.
She’s only pregnant because she made a nut sacrifice.
by erockyoutoo September 19, 2023
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Nutted on the cabinet

God fucking damn it Sharon you Nutted on the cabinet .
by NoNameFucker August 04, 2019
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Finger Nut

Oh i fancy a quick finger nut before i shower
by GolleyRPD June 29, 2022
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Finger Nut

This expression is used when you want someone to get better.Have a weird,mild sexual innuendo in it,but it's still used to express concern for someone we love.
by Pufflehuffthegrey June 29, 2022
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