Makes my butt hurt.

Makes my butt hurt is a saying used to describe the feeling one gets when looking at a cut, blood or any gruesome injury.

When he broke his leg, the bone stuck out and blood was everywhere, that "Makes my butt hurt." !!

by Vtothenessa February 27, 2011

Hoof Her in the Front Butt

To kick a woman's camel toe, in self defense of course

I almost got raped by a grisly trench digger last night so I gave her the old Hoof Her in the Front Butt and skee-daddled out if there.

by Moses Magoo April 17, 2015

oh bist o butt

An old forest of dean language meaning "how are you"

oh bist o butt me old mate

by bigricky January 19, 2009

monkey faced butt muncher

A rim job finished off by giving a raspberry.

I walked into the bathroom and heard the end of a monkey faced butt muncher. I want to cut off my ears.

by bbl2k April 3, 2009

butt pirate ass fucker

a nickname use commonly for gay people like david.

That guy standing over there in those tight pants is a butt pirate ass fucker.

by Alex Monteith April 12, 2008

Heads down, butts up!

A cute and charming phrase finished by..."that's the way we like to fuck!" Of indeterminate origin and little utility.

When viewing a passed-out chick at a frat party with her face burried in the couch:

"Heads down, butts up! That's the way we like to fuck!"

by Rogaine_God December 29, 2004

Butt Naked Movie Night

Also abbreviated BNMN

When you and your partner get butt ass naked and watch a movie together while relaxing, eating various snacks, and spooning.

May or may not lead to the act of intercourse before or after the film has begun. You also may or may not have to watch this same movie over again because attention was diverted else where.

Me and my girlfriend are having butt naked movie night tonight...we are going to watch The Wizard of Oz!!

by mz.freaky December 16, 2011