brown jewel

The best player on a shitty sports team.

Relief pitching is probably our biggest asset. Craig Kimbrel is obviously the brown jewel.

by Meribald July 9, 2021

brown jewel

The opposite of 'crown jewel'. A shiny dud.

Craig Kimbrel is the brown jewel of the Cubs' 2021 fire sale (after losing 12 of 13).

by jimbo_yourmom July 9, 2021

gabe brown

gabe brown is the best hottest person periodt

gabe brown is the best human ever

by Liz <3 July 11, 2021

Brown Tramp Stamp

When someone leaves a turd mark on the back of the toilet seat and you unknowingly take a shite, permanently stamping it above your crack.

Manager James has just took a shite and given himself a brown tramp stamp!

by naise67 January 16, 2026

Brown ass mummy

where one shits in their hand, smears it along their whole entire asscrack waits for it to dry until its fully hardened then proceeding to put it on their face like a mummy wrap

Person 1- Yoooo have you tried this new face mask? Its the bomb

Person 2- nah, i prefer the Brown ass mummy. It cures my acne real good

Person 1- Nigga WTF......

by Brownassmummymaster67 January 16, 2026

Brown panzer

The act of pooping a straight solid turd in your hand in the cold then throwing it in spiral causing a smoke like steam to follow

Johnathan received a brown panzer to the face before school

by True black guy January 24, 2026

Sausage bap, with brown sauce

A tit wank, with shit as lube!

As opposed to a sausage bap, with red sauce, where period blood is lubricant of choice.

Sausage bap, with brown sauce. Where I went from up her arse, to between her breasts, without cleaning, or douche. Using her poop as lube for a tit wank

by Deezergood January 25, 2026