Douche bag

People who act like they know everything

Man all these people are douche bags

by Dingleberry May 19, 2016

bugout bag

An emergency preparedness “go-bag” that is stocked with essentials and packed as a precautionary measure - then stowed away for security (hidden but readily-accessible). The main purpose of this bugout bag is to supply yourself with just enough sustenance and/or security measures for getting you from compromised territory (point A ) to a bunker, shelter, or other sanctuary of your choice (point B)

They say not to overpack your bugout bag because doing so may get you targeted and/or more easily apprehended by the opposition in route to your bugout shelter.

by jammneggs February 2, 2025

Bag

Often referred to as an english female who is disassociated with other people's feelings/emotions. A being who's sole purpose is to instigate an uncomfortable atmosphere.
To look down upon, or negate anything remotely positive.
A Picasso of unbridled negativity.
A shit-talking Grandmaster.
A mental mind fuck.
An emotional abyss.
A steaming pile of unhinged verbal residue.
The 'toilet' of the XX chromosome society.

Man 1 - "Dude I just saw Marie in the supermarket, it stopped and started talking at me".
Man 2 - "That bitch couldn't have a meaningful conversation with a cockroach. She's such a fucking Bag".

Girl - "I can't stand that waste of air. Versace ain't got nothing on that Bag".

Man -"I can't believe she told Jenny I smoke chode. What an absolute Bag!"

by DirtyDave2.0 August 13, 2022

Bag

Ballsack, testicles

Did you nail her? Dude, my bag's empty

by Supposedly Straight April 22, 2018

fidooche bag

One in a fiduciary position who abuses their power with the specific intent of grooming.

“Did you have Mr. Schmanganese for senior-level chemistry?”
“Yeah, he bought me some edibles and lululemon shit then said he could give me stoich help.”
“What a fidooche bag!”

by The Rawdog March 8, 2024

Pee-bagged

When your toddler has an extremely wet diaper and decides to climb on you

“No Finley, quit pee-bagging my head!” “My 2year old pee-bagged my forehead last night”

by Blackwater351 December 28, 2018

Bag o Sorrys

When someone takes something of worth from you and gives you back a bag filled with little pieces of paper that read " Sorry".

I took my Bag o Sorrys to the car dealership man to buy a new car, and he said they have no value! He also said they are a currency from insane people.

by LittleLamb777 June 12, 2018