stage monkey

Master of ceremonies

The stage monkey introduced the next act.

by Leif Hopper June 2, 2017

Monkey D Luffy

THE FUCKING GOAT OBVIOUSLY 🙏🔥🔥

person1: dude who the hell is monkey d luffy

person2: KING OF THE PIRATES ARE YOU STUPID

by tonytonychoppa March 9, 2024

monkey burger

A monkey burger is someone who acts like a monkey and eats too many burgers.

That guy was such a monkey burger.

by Quangledangle$$$ July 28, 2023

Wool headed stink monkey

Derogatory term for an African American with wool-like curly hair.

“Get this wool headed stink monkey out of my store before it steals any more of my watermelon seeds.”

by CoonCob May 30, 2023

spank the monkey

A fukn children's book you probably never heard of.

Y U freakin' out ppl, its just a book! "Spank the monkey lends a hand"

by xxdickyboyxx August 23, 2020

Monkey Roll

A combination of cartwheels and somersaults at high velocity whilst spraying shit within the fecal zone.

Girl:"Omg! What's that guy doing??"

Dude:"He's monkey rolling"

Girl2:"Oh my God I got sprayed by something."

Dude:"I would definitely suggest spitting and not swallowing on this one."

by CockAdoodleDoo!! December 8, 2016

blow the monkey

To bungle, screw up, fail miserably or screw the proverbial pooch.

I’ve given you three chances, and at every opportunity, you blow the monkey!

by RrrrasdfasdflRoroBinkins November 16, 2019