freak you out

to have sex with someone.

i want to freak you out.

by xmissber June 12, 2006

wear you like a necklace

taylor swift eats your pussy and writes a song about

person a: um i was listening to this t swift song and she goes wear you like a necklace is she talking about pussy

person b: taylor swift can wear me like a necklace

person a: you bitches fruity

by the party don’t start November 5, 2020

Do you even English

A phrase used to question one's English skills after speaking terrible language.

Person who defined this word: "Speaking terrible language "
Reader: Do you even English?

by ThaSwaggerMuffin September 7, 2016

Will you go out with me?

For some reason the most terrifying six words (to say) ever.

"Will you go out with me?"
"Yes."

or (and, according to my brain, the most likely situation)

"Will you go out with me?"
"No."

by The Second Dictionary Man December 13, 2013

I love you 3000

To love someone beyond a ton(2000lbs). Or simply to love or be loved by Tony Stark.

“I love you a ton”
“I love you 3000”

by The Nutty Hutty May 3, 2019

who are you from home?

what is your maiden name?

Cathy Cook: Sally, dear, who are you from home?

Sally Smith: An O'Neil. My parents are Shaun and Maggie.

by ditzy dottie September 2, 2009

Will you cook my popcorn?

To cook someone's popcorn is to take their virginity (female)

Cam: Will you cook my popcorn?
Michael: Hell yeah! I'm cuming over right now
Cam: Okay don't forget the butter ;)

by SquishyBubbles February 10, 2015