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by Bunnprisgorme May 4, 2022

Get Off Me Rock Your Sinkin

Meaning to weigh down some one with your own problems, or to not help but add more issues to a situation.

Me:*Gets off work at the end of the day and sits on the couch.*

Roommate:*Roommate walks in.*"Man school sucks so fuckin bad, I had......long rant here..."

Me:"Get off me rock your sinkin man, I just got off work."

by joeshmoe200022 October 16, 2008

Those berries aren't getting any fresher.

When a group of four boys and one girl watch the uninvited and realize that the best line out of the movie was when a random balding older man screamed "THOSE BERRIES AREN'T GETTING ANY FRESHER."

"Night Drew. Those berries aren't getting any fresher."

"Night Jared, those berries AREN'T getting any fresher"

by Autumn Marie Lewis September 14, 2011

get out ma gaff ya green cunt

A video in which a scottish man tells yoda to get out his gaff and throws a bottle at him.

Person 1: Have you seen the video called 'get out ma gaff ya green cunt"?
Person 2: No?? that sounds weird
Person 1: Watch it it's so funny

by sefaD November 1, 2020

The more you cough the more you get off

When you're smoking weed and you cough a lot, it will make you get higher

Chad: *hits blunt* cough cough
Dylan: bro you aight?
Chad: yeah man, the more you cough the more you get off.

by xBluntRoller420 July 11, 2017

Pink Cookies in a Plastic Bag Getting Crushed by Buildings

Slang phrase for sexual intercourse, made famous by LL Cool J on 14 Shots To The Dome

The act of making love is....pink cookies in a plastic bag getting crushed by buildings

by Doggysoft August 20, 2006

can i get some more piano, please?

a filler, best when randomly inserted in a monologue. first used by Serj Tankian in the Axis of Justice tour, during the song Charades, sung by Serj, and the piano performed, by Serj.

and so i told him, dont sell the penguin, but he sold it anyways, so i killed him, ahahaha... can i get more piano please? and the bush was on fire, and it was talking to me...

by ratm fiend June 6, 2005