Horse Cock Energy

A definiton used to describe a sigma male giga chad who is on the grind, and possesses an eternally large turgid penis.

*Giga chad walks by*

Gabe: "Horse Cock Energy! Horse Cock Energy!"

by HorseCockEnergy1381 June 23, 2022

Facebook cock block

When a desperate girl or woman (typically overweight) lights up your Facebook with comments that make it appear as if the two of you are dating. This usually happens whenever your relational status is set to single (and in some cases when you don’t have a relational status set). By doing this, she effectively sends a nonverbal signal to potential mates that you are already dating, but haven’t made it “official” yet.

Desperado’s comment on wall: "Hey thanks so much for talking with me last night! I can’t wait to see you next weekend!"

The poor male’s mental response: "What the hell? Since when does ‘nothin’ as a response to ‘whats up?’ on Facebook chat constitute as talking? Next weekend? What the fu- oooohh, that bitch is trying to Facebook cock block!"

by Sharterbaggers August 26, 2008

nordic thunder cock

A very very large cock belonging to a Nordic or viking-esk large hairy man.

Wow, look at that Viking's nordic thunder cock as it plunges into the depths of her Icelandic ocean!

by Mystic Waves April 29, 2006

Death by Horse Cock

When one allows a big, floppy horse cock to anally penetrate him/herself, causing a perforation of the colon and ultimately death.

Mr. Hands autopsy confirmed "Death by Horse Cock"

by ExtremeMonstercockAnalRaped January 7, 2011

palm tree cock

When, instead of growing around the base and beyond, pubic hair grows on the tip of the penis.

Dude, your pubes are growing in the wrong places. That looks like a palm tree. You've got a serious case of palm tree cock.

by Kyodeek Bewp April 8, 2010

COCK AND BALL TORTURE

Cock and ball torture is a sexual

Activity having to do with applying intense pain to the penis and scrotum.

Some examples of cock and ball torcher is

Ball kicking
Dick tickling
Ball squeezing

Dick pinching

Dick squeezing
Dick kicking
Ball streching
Urethral fingering
Penis Indian burns
Ect

Things used for cock and ball torchure
Are

Scrotum clips
Uretheral strechers
Pins
And somtimes hammers

Cock and ball torture is somtimes

Compared to bdsm
Or wierd kink shit

Cock and ball torture make my pp hurt

by I EAT TOYOTAS May 3, 2019

Cock Hungry Slut

A "cock hungry slut" (CHS) is a predatory female in constant search of the male nether region. As a rule, she usually presents herself as a nice girl with excellent morals and standards. Yet contradictory to this fake external persona, she is a master of prowling all snakes behind the zipper.

It is safe to say that she is not a slut, skank or whore... yet will show boys up in the bedroom and teach them a thing or two.

That Steph girl is a Cock Hungry Slut! What a catch

by bczicn October 5, 2010