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Cheese&Ass

The smell of someone that smells like cheese and the smell of Ass
by FabianVargasSmellsLikeAss September 13, 2025
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Wisconsin Cheese Log

Proper name for a man's penis after he has engaged in sexual intercourse with a woman suffering from a yeast infection.
Damn yo, after I finished banging this girl last night I went to the bathroom and saw I had a full-blown Wisconsin Cheese Log. I washed off my dick and got the hell out of there...

Did you hear? Agnes gave Gordy a Wisconsin Cheese Log after they got out of the hot tub...

After we had sex, I asked for a blowjob so I could feed her the Wisconsin Cheese Log her friend gave me earlier in the night.
by Gordy McDonkeypunch October 13, 2013
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tearky mc cheese ham everything

Teacher: what are you having for thanksgiving, Malachi Davis?
Malachi Davis: tearky mc cheese ham everything
by elbest696 November 24, 2021
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Cheese

There can be many definitions:
-A hard dairy product made with milk, usually yellow or white
-A verb to describe a person skipping a part of a game using glitches or other tactics
-A word commonly said before a photo is taken to make you show your teeth so you look better in a picture
Example 1: I love eating cheese (as a dairy product)
Example 2: Did that guy cheese that level? (as a verb)
Example 3: We’re gonna take a photo, say cheese! *People say cheese* (as a word to show teeth)
by SandwichWithSausages March 6, 2024
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Scottish cheese

Smegma, dick cheese. More specifically, smegma that has been aged a few days or more under somewhat tight foreskin that doesn't usually retract.
Guy 1: This guy I met had a gorgeous dick but there was so much scottish cheese on it when I pulled his tight hood back, I couldn't. I'm talking like, crumbles falling off.

Guy 2: Where's this guy, I need me some scottish cheese now.
by SeanCaern September 18, 2022
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Cheese

man 1: hey do you like cheese?
man 2: OF COUSE ITS THE BEST FOOD ON THE PLANET
by The_Cheezy_Weeb February 3, 2021
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Dick Cheese

When your dick has yellow smelly hard crust on the tip of your dick
Kyle: I have dick cheese what do I do??
Gary: Just take a shower and scrub it off.
by Orly$anchez4lifebitch February 3, 2024
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