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Black and Blue Syndrome

whenever there is something someone doesn't want you to do, you do it anyway
whenever you get bored you antagonize people

whenever people get mad at you for something bad you did, you victimize yourself and try to give fake reasons to justify your actions
Yeah Michael, Hes got a bad case of black and blue syndrome, hes running around attacking people but tomorrow he'll be back at our door step.
by anonymous January 5, 2021
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black-ish

white boy:i say whatever i want to my parents
black boy:man i could never i talk a certain way
white boy:dang i say what i want what u say is black-ish
by BosmanTooSaucy January 16, 2023
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Black Cock Sandwich

Like a regular Cock Meat Sandwich, except this time the cock is black.
Jay asked his dad if he'd like to share a Black Cock Sandwich when they got to St. Louis.
by MdizzLe69 May 8, 2024
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Afghani Black Hawk

Sexual act in which, while penetrating your partner, you spin using your penis as a pivotal point, like a helicopter.
Crikey mate, I hit my Sheila with the Afghani Black Hawk this arvo, it was fire.
by Gulf War Doctor April 1, 2020
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Black

The colour of tola's skin. Which is as dark as his blazer. Hes so dark its like he's always off. He's so dark he's like a shadow.
"He's so black it's like it's night time."
by Sepo_keziah October 20, 2022
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black black cock

A very black penis. Used by teens that want to be funny but arent really that funny.
Friend: Hey I got a bbc what about you?
Me: I be rocking that black black cock zaddy.
by Bigdickdaddy21 July 28, 2021
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Insecure Black Hole

A guy who appears to be absolutely incapable of taking hints, but actually isn't. He just lacks self-confidence and doesn't want to completely embarrass himself by assuming that those hints are real, because he's not sure that his girlfriend is reciprocating those feelings or if she's just messing with him.
"My boyfriend is denser than a black hole."

"He's an insecure black hole, girl. He knows what you want him to do. He's just extremely shy and doesn't want to just assume things, lest he will make you uncomfortable. You have to be completely sincere to him, and you'll probably have to spell things out for him. Patience is key."

"Well, now he just sounds like even more of a loser."

"And you sound like a narcissist who thinks that a man has to be confident in order to be worth your time. That toxic mindset is never going to pick up any guys. Looks are nothing; personality is everything. He's a sweet guy, and you're an inflexible jackass."

"I want a man who can use his words."

"He has social anxiety. Did you know that? But by all means, why don't you go ahead and explode at him for being shy? I'm sure he would take that really well. Do you want to be the reason that someone committed suicide because they can't afford to see a therapist?"
by Ubeenbamboozledson September 18, 2021
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