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My nuts were bleeding!

An educational video on the viewing platform of YouTube, a child possibly diagnosed with Aspergers and Down Syndrome, shows us the side effects of shoving a Cheetos Snack down his genitalia, resulting in his genitalia begin to bleed.
"Can I have a Cheetos?"
Not even 30 seconds later:
"My nuts were bleeding! Oh my God, there's blood everywhere!"
by Ryben79 June 1, 2018
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Nut

1. An edible thing, quite hard
2.Ejaculation
3.Penis and testicles
"These Nuts taste so good"
"I just nutted to this video on PornHub"
"I really hurt my nuts"
by #1Shagger August 27, 2018
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Golden Nuts day

Golden Nuts day happens on the 28th of November where they make Golden Nuts. It’s not confirmed when it started but it happened. It is only in Germany.
Me: Golden Nuts day is my favourite day cause I get to eat Golden Nuts.
by Saumik November 28, 2020
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Frazzled nut

When you need an espresso shot but you only get the nut.
Oh I got a frazzled nut this morning, seems like he’s been holding back! Time for coffee!
by Seattle2022 June 18, 2022
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Deez nuts

These testacules
All of deez nuts
by Yo mamá April 12, 2022
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Nut Dog

Gooey goodness of semen on a warm and toasty hot dug with all the other ingredients.
;noun
Bro, give that ¨nut dog¨ right now!
by Nutman the God October 4, 2022
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smoketh thy nuts

Old English: a derivative of Shakespeare's era when deflecting a kinard or provacation
Thou shalt smoketh thy nuts for your insolence
by Damocles of the peloponnese October 29, 2020
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