sperm bags

A alternative description of balls, testicles, scrotum, sacks, plums, eggs.

Oh, I pissed her off and she hit me straight in the sperm bags.

by Jaybee_87 September 20, 2020

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Bag Party

Used in small southern towns. Bagging a persons head, then proceeding to beat them with various weapons, usually bats.

"Dude did you see what happened to Sam after he came out? He totally got Bag-Partied behind the Winn Dixie."

"Hey man, careful around that sundown town. You'll end up at a Bag Party."

by sonic but goth September 22, 2020

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Flea bagging

Animal (mainly your pet) coming in your area and dropping his fleas off everywhere.

My dog is scratching thanks to the damn cat that came in flea bagging earlier.

by Slantified September 22, 2020

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Two or more courses of action, presented as options, that all lead to failure.

Supervisors or managers will resort to this in order to deliberately cause a subordinate to fail. When the employee fails, he or she is counseled or terminated for failing the task.

Last Monday my supervisor gave me a choice of cleaning the entire assembly line in one day or inventorying everything in the warehouse in one day. I chose the inventory and could not complete it in one day so I got fired. My supervisor put me in a trick bag.

by Rob64Tampa September 23, 2020

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